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Funny demon quotes bring a mischievous twist to your day ๐Ÿ˜ˆโœจ Perfect for those who love a little dark humor with a wink ๐Ÿ˜‰ From clever comebacks to cheeky one-liners, these devilish sayings will have you laughing in no time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ Ready to embrace your inner imp and share some wickedly funny vibes? Letโ€™s dive into the playful side of the underworld! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘น

If a demon ever possessed me, Iโ€™d just sit back and say, โ€œYour problem now.โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Letโ€™s wrap this up by midnight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasnโ€™t any demon stuff.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

One day youโ€™ll find someone whoโ€™s obsessed with you. Itโ€™ll probably be a demon but thatโ€™s what it is.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everythingโ€™s either a demon or a butterfly and itโ€™s up to you to decide.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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