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50 Funny desire quotes

Funny desire quotes bring a playful twist to the things we crave and dream about. 😆✨ From cheeky musings on our wildest wishes to humorous takes on our everyday yearnings, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Dive in and enjoy a laugh at the quirks of desire! 😂💭

4 months ago
View →: As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.
4 months ago
View →: I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.
4 months ago
View →: You know where I’d like to go? Missing.
4 months ago
View →: When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.
4 months ago
View →: I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.
4 months ago
View →: I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.
5 months ago
View →: “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
5 months ago
View →: I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
5 months ago
View →: One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.
5 months ago
View →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
5 months ago
View →: Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?
5 months ago
View →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.
5 months ago
View →: I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
5 months ago
View →: Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
5 months ago
View →: I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
5 months ago
View →: Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
5 months ago
View →: I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.
5 months ago
View →: Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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