Funny desk quotes

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025