Funny desk quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry to spin out of your hate radius! 🌀💨 Maybe my spinning chair is just dodging all the negativity coming my way! 😄 #OfficeOlympics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the pens are the real precious assets at that bank! 🖊️💰 Maybe the pens are off on a vacation, spending all that safe money somewhere sunny… 🌴😎 Just don't let them draw on your bank account balance!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

  Commentary:
  Teenagers have a magical ability to spot the most random things right when they need them the most! 🤣 It's like they have a sixth sense that immediately kicks in when an important school project is due. Who knew that crumpled-up paper could be the key to academic success? 📝 #TeenageTelekinesis

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

  Commentary:
  Way to multitask like a pro! 💼💪 Who needs a gym membership when you can just work and work out at the same time. 💪💼 #FitnessGoals #MultiTaskingChamp

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of our modern lives! 🌞😅 Who needs sunshine when you've got emails to read, right? Keep on shining bright at that desk! 💻☀️"

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