Funny quotes desk

Funny desk quotes

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

2 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

3 months ago

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

3 months ago

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

3 months ago

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

3 months ago