Funny desk quotes

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  2 months ago

  desk, dining, eating, front, fun, getting, hamburger, humor, i, indulgence, just, love, luxury, mirror, restaurant, room, room service, service, solo, solo dining

• Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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  2 months ago

  activity, chair, desk, fast, hate, humor, imagine, just, me, office, spinning, work

• Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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  2 months ago

  balance, cry, crying, desk, finding, healthy, humor, multitasking, relief, shower, stress, stress relief, time, work life, work-life balance

• My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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  2 months ago

  bank, desk, finance, irony, keep, me, missing, money, pen, pens, safe, security, trust

• Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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  2 months ago

  crumbled, crumbled paper, desk, humor, i, know, messy, messy desk, need, paper, piece, procrastination, relatable, school, table, teen, teens, week

• Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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  2 months ago

  desk, fitness, humor, i, joke, labor, manual, manual labor, productivity, resume, standing, standing desk, work

• “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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  2 months ago

  desk, email, enjoying, hope, humor, irony, reading, sarcasm, sunshine, work

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