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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

3 months ago

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

3 months ago

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

3 months ago

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

3 months ago