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6 months ago
Share →: The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Commentary:
Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace
6 months ago
Share →: I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the love for sleep and the need for money 💤💸. If only there were a 'Professional Napper' occupation available! 😂 #DreamJob"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'team work makes the dream work' clearly never met all the characters in my head who can't agree on anything 🤯🤷‍♂️ Looks like my squad is more like a chaotic committee than a well-oiled team! 😂 #OnePersonManyPersonalities"
6 months ago
Share →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"
6 months ago
Share →: When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Commentary:
Well, they probably summon the Sandman for a quick tutorial on dream cinematography 🎥💭 Or maybe they just sprinkle some fairy dust and hope for the best! 🧚✨ Filming dreams – the ultimate movie magic trick! 🌟🎬
6 months ago
Share →: My dream car is a taco truck.

Commentary:
"Who needs speed when you can have unlimited tacos on wheels? 🌮🚚 Driving to the land of deliciousness, one taco at a time! 🌮🚗 #TacoTuesdayEveryday"
6 months ago
Share →: Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Commentary:
Reoccurring dreams be like: "I dunno, here's a rerun" 🔄😂 It's like our brains are stuck on the repeat button, insisting on playing the same ol' show all night long! Maybe it's time to give our dream director a little creative nudge! 🎬✨
6 months ago
Share →: “The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between our aspirations and our inner procrastinator 🤷‍♂️ Don't you just love it when you outsmart yourself before you even get started? 🙃 Looks like we've got a classic case of self-sabotage at its finest! 💭 Keep calm and blame it on "you" – the ultimate dream crusher! #DreamsVsYOU 😆🚫💭
6 months ago
Share →: Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Commentary:
"Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow is now giving out dream assignments! 😂💭 Who knew she had a direct line to our subconscious? Better watch out for those goop-inspired dreams, who knows what self-care rituals you'll wake up to next! 🌙✨ #DreamsWithGwyneth"
6 months ago
Share →: Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Commentary:
"Living the dream? More like living a nightmare! 😂💭 Who dreams of chaos and madness, am I right? This is the stuff of a comedy movie gone wrong! 🤪 #RealityCheck"