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5 months ago
Share →: When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Well, they probably summon the Sandman for a quick tutorial on dream cinematography 🎥💭 Or maybe they just sprinkle some fairy dust and hope for the best! 🧚✨ Filming dreams – the ultimate movie magic trick! 🌟🎬
5 months ago
Share →: My dream car is a taco truck.

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"Who needs speed when you can have unlimited tacos on wheels? 🌮🚚 Driving to the land of deliciousness, one taco at a time! 🌮🚗 #TacoTuesdayEveryday"
5 months ago
Share →: Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Reoccurring dreams be like: "I dunno, here's a rerun" 🔄😂 It's like our brains are stuck on the repeat button, insisting on playing the same ol' show all night long! Maybe it's time to give our dream director a little creative nudge! 🎬✨
5 months ago
Share →: “The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Oh, the age-old battle between our aspirations and our inner procrastinator 🤷‍♂️ Don't you just love it when you outsmart yourself before you even get started? 🙃 Looks like we've got a classic case of self-sabotage at its finest! 💭 Keep calm and blame it on "you" – the ultimate dream crusher! #DreamsVsYOU 😆🚫💭
5 months ago
Share →: Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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"Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow is now giving out dream assignments! 😂💭 Who knew she had a direct line to our subconscious? Better watch out for those goop-inspired dreams, who knows what self-care rituals you'll wake up to next! 🌙✨ #DreamsWithGwyneth"
5 months ago
Share →: Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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"Living the dream? More like living a nightmare! 😂💭 Who dreams of chaos and madness, am I right? This is the stuff of a comedy movie gone wrong! 🤪 #RealityCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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"Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"
5 months ago
Share →: Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"
5 months ago
Share →: I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Dreaming about winning the lottery and waking up to the reality of work… It's like going from a fantasy world of riches to a Monday morning in a snap! 🤑💼 Keep dreaming big, but don't forget to set that alarm for work tomorrow! ⏰😂