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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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academic, dream, fiction, grant, humor, i, proposal, remember, sometimes, writing
Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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