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5 months ago
Share →: Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Commentary:
"Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja"
5 months ago
Share →: People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Commentary:
"Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn't want to further their 'cinematic expertise' in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits"
5 months ago
Share →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew the struggle of wearing hard pants could be so real? 😂 Sending thoughts and prayers to your body as it copes with this tragic start to the day! 🙏 #BringBackSweatpants"
6 months ago
Share →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Commentary:
🎬 "Buckle up, folks! This movie isn't messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of 'Adult Themes' including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle between wanting a nap and not wanting to mess up your bedtime routine! 😴⏰ It's like being in the time zone of indecision! ⏳😂 Just remember, there's always Netflix to help bridge that gap! 📺🌙 #TheStruggleIsReal
6 months ago
Share →: How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Commentary:
Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou
6 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Commentary:
"Who needs overtime when you've got true love waiting for you? 💕 Clocking out early for a date with destiny! ⏳🥰 #WorkaholicNoMore"
6 months ago
Share →: Not going is the new leaving early.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of ghosting social events without actually ghosting… Not going is the new leaving early 🕒👻. Why make a grand exit when you can simply make a stealthy non-entrance? 🚪🏃‍♂️ #MasterOfAvoidance"
6 months ago
Share →: Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Commentary:
"Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃‍♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"
6 months ago
Share →: No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins"