28 Funny easy quotes — Wordgag ツ

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

1 month ago1 month ago

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

1 month ago1 month ago

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

1 month ago1 month ago

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

2 months ago2 months ago

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

2 months ago2 months ago

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

2 months ago2 months ago

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

3 months ago3 months ago

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

4 months ago4 months ago

Men make it so easy to hate them.

5 months ago5 months ago

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

6 months ago

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Jan 29, 2025

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Jan 27, 2025

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Jan 26, 2025