33 Funny easy quotes

• Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

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  actually, communication, dating, easy, humor, insult, relationship, relationships, retard, simplicity

• Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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  adult, adult humor, decision, decision making, easy, hard, humor, making, masturbation, selection, video, video selection

• Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

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  easy, fruit, humor, kind, love, metaphor, opinion, simplicity

• Easy there, unsaved number.

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  casual, casual conversation, communication, conversation, easy, humor, number, phone, texting, unsaved, unsaved number

• “Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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  easy, family, family life, humor, kids, life, morning, parenting, people, relaxation, say, sleep, something, Sunday, Sunday morning

• This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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  celibacy, dating, easy, generation, humor, man, men, relationship, woman, women

• It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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  comfort, easy, feed, happiness, happy, keep, me, mood, summer, sunshine, warm, warmth, weather, winter

• When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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  actually, depression, easy, expectation, expectation vs reality, frustration, humor, lemon, reality, something, stress, thought, vs, wordplay

• Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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  dating, easy, humor, i, joke, me, relationship, reply, super, text, texting, timing

• Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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  challenge, communication, easy, forever, hard, humor, living, message, messages, permanence, relationships

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