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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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12,488

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Going viral on Discord:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Seen just now on X:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Live now on Snapchat:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Reported on Facebook:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Trending via TikTok:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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25 Funny easy quotes

Funny easy quotes are the perfect recipe for a quick laugh 😂 and a boost of good vibes 🌟. Whether you need a little pick-me-up or want to share some lighthearted wisdom with friends, these simple gems keep things cheerful and breezy 😄. Ready to brighten your day with a sprinkle of humor? Let’s dive into the world of witty, easy-to-remember sayings that’ll have you grinning in no time! 😜✨

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1 day ago
Share →: An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Commentary:
Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
3 days ago
Share →: Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Commentary:
When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
6 days ago
Share →: “Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Commentary:
Sunday mornings are a breeze… until the mini humans launch their chaotic surprise party! 🎉👶🎈
1 week ago
Share →: This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Commentary:
Why go fishing when the fish are jumping into the boats face-first? 🎣🚤🤣
1 week ago
Share →: It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Commentary:
I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
1 week ago
Share →: When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Commentary:
Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Commentary:
"😂 If only I could reply before you even text! Time travelers, where you at? ⏰✨"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Commentary:
"Texting: the art of writing your own 'roast history' 🤦‍♂️📱😂"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"
3 months ago
Share →: Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Just shared via TikTok:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Making waves on WeChat:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Freshly posted on X:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Just shared via Instagram:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Trending via Pinterest:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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