33 Funny easy quotes

• Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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• Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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• Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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• “You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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• The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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• The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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• Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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• I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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• Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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• I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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