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3 months ago
Share →: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Commentary:
"Trying to capture the beauty of a heart-melting landscape on camera is like trying to hold a handful of sand – it just slips away! 📸💔 #NatureAlwaysWins"
5 months ago
Share →: I am half agony, half hope.

Commentary:
Ah, sounds like someone's caught in a dramatic love affair with life itself! 🤔💔 But hey, keep holding onto that glimmer of hope on the horizon! Who knows, maybe the other half will be pure excitement and adventure! 🌟😄 #LifeIsADramaticRomance
5 months ago
Share →: Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Commentary:
"She's like a bouquet of wildflowers on fire, burning with the intensity of a million tiny suns! 🌼🔥✨ Beauty and ferocity entwined in her heart, like a whimsical tornado twirling through a field of daisies. 🌪️🌸 #FierceFlowerPower"
5 months ago
Share →: Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Commentary:
"Trying to emotion like a proper human: a work in progress since forever. 🤖😅 #Humaning101"
5 months ago
Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"
5 months ago
Share →: Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Commentary:
Oh, the beautiful metamorphosis from tiny worm to majestic dragonfly! 🐛✨ Wait… what do you mean they don't turn into dragonflies?! 🤔🦋 Well, that's one legendary worm bedtime story squashed! 🪳😂 #CocoonConfusion
5 months ago
Share →: This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone swapped out their nightlight for a volcano 🔥🌋. Watch out world, we've got a rage comic in the making! 😠💥"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Commentary:
"Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Commentary:
“Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”