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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Trending via Discord:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Live now on Facebook:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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2 months ago
Share →: You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Commentary:
"Falling in love: the only free test that can diagnose your inner crazy! 😂💘🌀"
2 months ago
Share →: Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Commentary:
LOL! Your feelings must be on a tight budget! 💸😂💔
3 months ago
Share →: I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Commentary:
"Oh, don't worry, jealousy may be deadly but it's not the leading cause of death just yet! 😂 Just remember, comparison is the thief of joy! 🙅‍♂️💀"
4 months ago
Share →: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Commentary:
"Trying to capture the beauty of a heart-melting landscape on camera is like trying to hold a handful of sand – it just slips away! 📸💔 #NatureAlwaysWins"
5 months ago
Share →: I am half agony, half hope.

Commentary:
Ah, sounds like someone's caught in a dramatic love affair with life itself! 🤔💔 But hey, keep holding onto that glimmer of hope on the horizon! Who knows, maybe the other half will be pure excitement and adventure! 🌟😄 #LifeIsADramaticRomance
5 months ago
Share →: Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Commentary:
"She's like a bouquet of wildflowers on fire, burning with the intensity of a million tiny suns! 🌼🔥✨ Beauty and ferocity entwined in her heart, like a whimsical tornado twirling through a field of daisies. 🌪️🌸 #FierceFlowerPower"
6 months ago
Share →: Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Commentary:
"Trying to emotion like a proper human: a work in progress since forever. 🤖😅 #Humaning101"
6 months ago
Share →: Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"
6 months ago
Share →: Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Commentary:
Oh, the beautiful metamorphosis from tiny worm to majestic dragonfly! 🐛✨ Wait… what do you mean they don't turn into dragonflies?! 🤔🦋 Well, that's one legendary worm bedtime story squashed! 🪳😂 #CocoonConfusion

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Breaking via Reddit:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Trending via YouTube:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Reported on LinkedIn:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Going viral on Twitch:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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