59 Funny exaggeration quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: A wild parent spotted in action! 🚨 Who knew putting a dish in the sink could be such a daring adventure? 😂 Specialty: Urgent Care for unruly tableware. 🍽️ #ParentingProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone forgot to carry the one 🤪 Maybe they just need some extra fingers to count correctly! 🖐️🤓 Don't worry, we'll save a spot for the 'math-challenged' in our exclusive club of geniuses. 😉🧠"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you know it's serious when the "it's fine" comes out while summoning the dark forces! 🤷‍♀️🔮 Better watch out for those pentagrams next time you visit your friends! Just your typical girls' night in, right? 😂✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

  Commentary:
  "If I was an elephant, you'd all be sorry 🐘🤣 Better step lightly, folks, or I'll trump-et my way through your fine china collection! Watch out, fragile items ahead! #ElephantInTheRoom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's breaking records in world-class exaggeration! 🌟🙈 Exaggeration level: Legendary. Accusation level: Off the charts! 😂 #ExaggerationGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

  Commentary:
  "Ah-choo! Who needs a pat on the back for that sneeze? 🤧💥 Looks like someone graduated to dad sneeze level! 👨🏻‍🦰👶🏻 Better get ready for some ‘bless you’s’ coming your way! 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gentle dive when you can make a splashy entrance like a boss? 💦😎 Watch out for flying conclusions, coming in hot! 🔥 #CannonballMaster"

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