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Funny exciting quotes

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

I'm always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I'm really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from 'Back to the Future' looks when something exciting happens.

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My brain says "Let's do something exciting today" but my body says "Don't listen to that fool."

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025