I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of needing a day between days. 🤔 Maybe we could call it "Someday," where you can relax, recharge, and practice dream teleportation for the day ahead. 💫 Just imagine all the possibilities! Who's ready for a Someday on their calendar? 🗓️🤣

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is 'I can’t wait to go to bed tonight'?

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily struggle of adulting summed up perfectly! 😂 Embrace the cycle of looking forward to sleep while trying to stay awake during the day 🌛💤 #adultingwoes"

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic compliment that's actually an insult. 🙄 'You look tired!' is just code for 'Wow, you look like a zombie apocalypse survivor!' 😂💀 And honestly, who wouldn't want to rethink their existence after hearing those words?"

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of socializing and recharging – a true art form! 🎨💤 Who knew being brilliantly social could require so much downtime in the bedroom cave? 🦸‍♂️💤 Just remember, even superheroes need their rest! 💪😴"

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cry for someone to adult when adulting feels like climbing Mount Everest in pajamas 🏔️😅. Time to summon the responsible fairy godparent or just take a power nap and hope for the best! 💤🧚‍♂️"

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂"

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic caffeine conundrum: tired but faster! 💤☕️ Who needs sleep when you have a trusty mug of coffee to zoom through the day at the speed of light? ⚡️😄 Just remember, it's okay to be both exhausted and on the verge of a caffeine-induced frenzy – that's just the daily grind! 😉"

I am thick and tired.

I am thick and tired.

Commentary:
"Thick and tired… sounds like a great excuse to skip leg day at the gym! 🍔💤 Who needs muscles when you can have extra fries and naps instead? 😄"

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It's like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Commentary:
Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! 🚗😅 Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! 🚀💪 #YouGotThis