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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Jan 29, 2026

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Jan 29, 2026

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Jan 29, 2026

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Jan 28, 2026

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Jan 28, 2026

I am thick and tired.

Jan 28, 2026

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Jan 28, 2026

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Jan 23, 2026

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Jan 23, 2026

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Jan 23, 2026

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Jan 23, 2026

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Jan 23, 2026

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Jan 22, 2026

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Jan 22, 2026

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Jan 22, 2026

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Jan 22, 2026

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Jan 22, 2026

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Jan 22, 2026

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Jan 22, 2026

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Jan 21, 2026

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Jan 21, 2026

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Jan 21, 2026

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Jan 21, 2026

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Jan 21, 2026

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Jan 21, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Jan 21, 2026

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Jan 21, 2026

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Jan 21, 2026

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Jan 21, 2026

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Jan 21, 2026

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Jan 20, 2026

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Jan 20, 2026Feb 26, 2026

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Jan 20, 2026

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Jan 20, 2026

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Jan 20, 2026

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Jan 20, 2026

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Jan 20, 2026

Being social sucks all my energy.

Jan 20, 2026

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Jan 20, 2026

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Jan 20, 2026