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6 months ago
Share →: Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Commentary:
"Off to the eye doctor to get some much-needed attention… Normally, it's my eyes doing the looking, not the other way around! 👀😂 #RoleReversal #EyeSeeYou"
6 months ago
Share →: We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Commentary:
"Oh, the power of the gaze! 👀 A classic case of 'Foot-In-Mouth' syndrome, but with a twist! 👣 Who knew eyes could be so expressive, enough to elicit a toe-tally awkward encounter! 😂 Lesson learned: watch where you step, or rather, where you stare! 👀👣"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like that lazy eye wasn't so lazy after all – it just needed some time to motivate the rest of the body to join in on the fun! 🤪💪 Who knew being lazy could be so contagious? 🤣 #LazyEyeGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Commentary:
Oh no, it sounds like your left eye has decided to go on strike without its coffee fix! ☕️🙉 Maybe it's time to call in some reinforcements before your right eye decides to join the protest too! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'liquid courage meets intense gaze' situation. 🍸👀 It's like a high-stakes game of staring contest with a twist – and by twist, I mean the potential for awkward confessions and questionable decisions! Proceed with caution, folks. 😆"
6 months ago
Share →: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Commentary:
🌕🍕 "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. 🌊🦑 When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray." 😂 Looks like love and sea creatures have more in common than we thought! Just be careful where you swim… and what you swim with!
6 months ago
Share →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy coffee machine when you have the power of a half-open eye and emergency brain mode? ☕️😄 Don't underestimate the incredible capabilities of the human body – it's the ultimate coffee-making machine!"
6 months ago
Share →: Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got a keen eye for humor! 👁️😄 Who needs a vision test when all you really need is to see the eye doctor, right? 🤓👀 Here's to the other 10% of the test…may it be as clear as your eyesight after a check-up! 😉🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Commentary:
"Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Commentary:
🤣☕️ "Day 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye… Maybe it's time to switch to decaf before we start losing our sense of taste in our elbows too! Hang in there, caffeine withdrawals can be a real eye-opener… literally!" 😂