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6 months ago
Share →: They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to stay composed when faced with a tiny, buzzing adversary 🐝😅. You gotta hand it to bees though – they sure know how to keep us on our toes! Ready to face off against nature's flying comedians? 🙈💨"
6 months ago
Share →: Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Commentary:
"Sounds like HIIT really hit you hard! 😂💪 Better watch out for those jumping jacks, they're sneaky little things waiting to strike! Here's to surviving your next workout unscathed! 🏋️‍♂️🤕 #HIITmeBabyOneMoreTime"
6 months ago
Share →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"
6 months ago
Share →: Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Commentary:
Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 40s, where gravity is no longer just a theory but a full-time job for your face 🌏😂 Embrace the wisdom wrinkles, they're just visual proof of all the hard work you've put in living your fabulous life! 💁‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Commentary:
"If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! 🤠🦜 #OutlawLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Commentary:
"Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It's never a dull moment when you're your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don't be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles"
6 months ago
Share →: There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Commentary:
"Who needs a relationship when you have a face that can charm even the toughest critics? 😏✨ #SingleAndSlayingIt #FaceOfFlawless"