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38 Funny fridge quotes

Funny fridge quotes add a playful twist to the everyday experience of opening your refrigerator! πŸ₯ͺπŸ˜‚ From witty observations about food choices to humorous remarks about fridge habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of what’s inside your fridge. Enjoy a laugh and find the fun in your fridge adventures! πŸ˜„πŸ•

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Posted onJan 25, 2025

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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