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  5 months ago

  View →: Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.
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  View →: At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
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  View →: The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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