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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

3 months ago

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

3 months ago

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

3 months ago

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

3 months ago

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

3 months ago

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

3 months ago

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

3 months ago

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

3 months ago

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

3 months ago

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

3 months ago

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

3 months ago

I like you because we hate the same people.

3 months ago

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

3 months ago

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

3 months ago

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

3 months ago

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

3 months ago

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

3 months ago

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

3 months ago

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

3 months ago

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

3 months ago