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6 months ago
Share →: Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Commentary:
"Working from home: where reality takes a vacation and your sanity follows suit. 🏝️😅 #LostInMyOwnHouse"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Commentary:
🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Commentary:
"Apparently, mastering the Macarena doesn't come with a generous reward, unless you count confusing everyone at weddings as a valuable life skill 🕺🎶💃 #MacarenaFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that the (back)breaking truth! 🙊💃 It seems like miracles happen when it's time for some romantic rendezvous, huh? Who knew that the power of love could heal all aches and pains! 🌟😂 Time to stock up on some romance for your chiropractic needs! 💖💆‍♂️ #LoveConquersBackPain
6 months ago
Share →: Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Commentary:
"Life without flirting is like a pizza without toppings – plain and disappointing! 😉 Who knew a little banter could spice up our daily routine so much? Time to bring out those winks and charming smiles! 😏💫"
6 months ago
Share →: Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Commentary:
"Sure, I'd love to witness the chaos and creativity that is your mis-matched sock collection! 🧦🤪 Who needs boring pairs when you can shake things up with a fun and quirky sock ensemble? Just be warned, once you see my collection, you'll never look at matching socks the same way again! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Commentary:
"Who knew job satisfaction could be achieved in just one simple phone call? 📞🤒 Just don't forget to turn off your webcam during those virtual meetings! 😜💻 #WorkLifeBalance"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Commentary:
"Story of my life! 🍕🍩🥨 Snacks are life's way of saying 'I got you, girl!' 😄🍪 #SnackQueen"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Commentary:
"Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"