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6 months ago
Share →: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Commentary:
"Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! 👻😂 Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! 🚫👻 #HauntedHouseMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Commentary:
"Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don't leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!"
6 months ago
Share →: No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Commentary:
"Looks like you didn't just drop the mic, you dropped a whole speechless bomb! 💣🙊 Who knew your charm could have such lasting effects? 😂 #SpeechlessForever"
6 months ago
Share →: In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Commentary:
When dealing with heartbreak, English gets right to the point while poetry takes the scenic route and grabs a cup of tea along the way ☕️💔 Emotions are like a complex labyrinth – one moment you're discussing change, the next you're wistfully pondering ghosts of relationships past 👻💔 Ah, the power of language to beautifully capture the messiness of love and loss! 📜❤️ #PoetryVsProse
6 months ago
Share →: There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Commentary:
Watch out! 👻💃 Don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the floor moving to the rhythm of some spectral breakdancing moves! 😂 Who knew ghosts had such killer dance skills? Keep an eye out for any floating cardboard boxes and invisible boomboxes! 🕺🎶 #GhostlyGrooves
6 months ago
Share →: After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁‍♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Commentary:
"Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Commentary:
👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this: "If you think I'm bad at texting now, just wait until I'm ghosting you on the Ouija Board! 👻📱 #TextsFromTheAfterlife"
6 months ago
Share →: Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Commentary:
"Maybe ghosts just have really bad taste in home decor 🤷‍♂️👻 Or maybe they're just trying to make a fashion statement with their tattered, old sheets! Who needs fitted sheets when you can float through walls, right? 😂"