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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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