25 Funny gratitude quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

  Commentary:
  "Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life's 'special' offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Mirrors may not laugh, but they definitely have a killer poker face 🃏. Thank goodness for that, or we'd never hear the end of it! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

  Commentary:
  🎉 Ah, the thrilling excitement of adulting! When your birthday turns from wild parties to polite text exchanges, you know you've officially leveled up in maturity. It's like a sophisticated dance of balance between genuine gratitude and minimal effort – the ultimate art of adulthood! Happy "thanks so much"ing! 😉🎈

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

  Commentary:
  Oh, imagine the chaos if our unfiltered thoughts were displayed for all to see! 🙈 Let's just be thankful for the privacy of our minds and spare the world from the madness within! 🤪 #InnerMonologueSavedMyDay

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you don't know how to thank me? Well, last time I checked, money talks! 💸💁‍♂️ Don't worry, I accept payments in cash, check, or even a bag of tacos! 🌮😉"

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