Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of spreading rumors like the town crier of misinformation! 🗣️🤥 Kids today have it so simple with just a few clicks to spread rumors faster than wildfire. 🔥 Let's hope they also inherit the responsibility to fact-check before hitting that share button! 🕵️‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #TechyTimes

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting: realizing that not all grown-ups are as smart as they seemed when we were young 🧠💡. It's a tough pill to swallow, especially when you start to suspect that your childhood heroes might have just been winging it all along! 🤷‍♂️🙈 #AdultingIsHard"

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Commentary:
"Another year wiser? 🎂 Nah! Just one year closer to perfecting the art of adulting… or not! 🙃 Age is just a number, maturity is optional! 😜🎉"

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded togetherness! 😂 Who needs material wealth when you can have endless family drama instead? 🤷‍♂️🤣 #familybonding #dramaqueen"

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet illusion of age and wisdom shattered by the harsh reality of adulting… Turns out, it's not about being wise and self-confident, it's just a battle against exhaustion 😴💭 #AdultingStruggles #AgeVsTiredness"

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of vague aspirations coming back to haunt us! 😂 It's all fun and games until you realize you're not even sure who you wanted to be in the first place! 🤔 Next time, let's remember to aim for something a bit more specific, shall we? 🎯"

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖"

I'm slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of adulting – like a never-ending rollercoaster ride with no exits in sight! 🎢😅 Just remember, growing up is optional… but paying bills is not! 💸💼 Hang in there, you got this! 🌟 #ForeverYoung"