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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

3,688

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Just shared via Discord:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Just landed via WeChat:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Making waves on Threads:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Seen just now on Telegram:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Live now on WeChat:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Making waves on Facebook:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Funny hangout quotes

Funny hangout quotes are the perfect way to capture those hilarious moments with friends 😂🎉 Whether you’re chilling at a café, binge-watching your favorite shows, or just goofing around, these witty words add extra laughs and good vibes to any get-together 🤪✨ Ready to sprinkle some humor on your hangouts and make memories that’ll keep you giggling for days? Let’s dive into the funniest sayings that celebrate friendship and fun times! 🎈😎

New funny hangout quotes 👇

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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2 months ago

3, am, dislike, friend, going, hang, hangout, home, i, late, late night, night, only, person, place, sleepover, socializing, spending, still
Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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2 months ago

adult, adult friendship, commitment, friendship, girl, hangout, humor, jokes, keep, life, procrastination, rescheduling, social, social life, us
I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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2 months ago

growing, growth, hair, hangout, humor, isolation, me, mullet, style, want
Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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2 months ago

abrupt, ending, exit, going, hang out, hangout, home, i, normalize, saying, social
No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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2 months ago

commitment, dating, end, falling, hangout, humor, i, love, me, relationship, time
I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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2 months ago

bet, Bigfoot, cheeseburger, creature, food, friendship, hangout, humor, i, mythical, mythical creature, once, time, us, wildlife
Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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5 months ago

awkward, awkward moment, ever, family, hang, hangout, humor, interaction, moment, observation, relationship, social, social interaction, someone
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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5 months ago

activity, art, fun, fun activity, hangout, lost, lost art, music, music video, relaxation, smoking, smoking weed, video, videos, watching, weed

All funny hangout quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I have a very active anti-social life.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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People should come with warning labels.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,763

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Just shared via Messenger:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Broadcasted on Slack:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Making waves on Discord:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Going viral on WeChat:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Making waves on Facebook:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Just landed via Telegram:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Going viral on TikTok:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Going viral on YouTube:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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