Funny hangout quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

  Commentary:
  "Adult friendships be like: "Our plans are as flexible as a yoga instructor on a hot day" 💁‍♀️⏰😂 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' mullet defense strategy – business in the front, party in the back (but no parties for you, apparently)! 🤣 Here's to rocking that anti-social hairstyle with flair! 💇‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃‍♂️💨 'I wanna go home now' – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my schedule is already booked solid with napping and avoiding responsibilities. No room for any unexpected love drama! 😂💔 #NotReadyForThatCommittment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

  Commentary:
  Bigfoot must be thinking, "Hmm, cheeseburgers – the ultimate key to friendship with humans! 🍔👣 Who knew my love for food would bring us together? Perhaps we can start a 'Bigfoot Burger Club' now!" 😄🌳 #Bigfoot #CheeseburgerLover

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