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Funny hangout quotes

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

2 weeks ago

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

2 weeks ago

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

2 months ago

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

2 months ago

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

3 months ago