74 Funny hard quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

  Commentary:
  "Keep calm and play hard to get… Wait, that didn't work – I'm already hard to want! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should try playing easy to get instead? 🤣 #DatingDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a really tough game, and the instruction manual isn't clear 😅. So remember, folks: it's gonna be harder if you're out there playing on 'easy' mode! 🧠🤣 #SmartIsTheNewSexy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Doughnut deprived of its bling! 🍩😱 Who knew dieting could be so cruel? Stay strong, sprinkle-less warrior! 💪 #DoughnutDrama"

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