16 Funny hoping quotes

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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  2 months ago

  am, day, five-year, five-year plan, forgetfulness, having, here, hoping, humor, i, just, life, life planning, people, plan, planning, plans, remember, waking, waking up

• Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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  2 months ago

  disappointment, fifth, food, fridge, harder, hope, hoping, humor, hunger, kitchen, magic, new, nothing, opening, snack, time

• To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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  2 months ago

  appear, craving, everyone, food, fridge, hoping, humor, new, people, relatable, snack, snacks, stares

• Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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  2 months ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., again, am, being, deprivation, getting, ghost, hearing, hoping, humor, just, means, night, noise, parent, parenting, sleep, sleep deprivation, toddler

• I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, aging process, avocado, comparison, feel, fine, food, hoping, humor, i, process, self-deprecation, sort, wine

• I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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  2 months ago

  else, financial, fortune, hope, hoping, humor, luck, money, sky, week, wish

• My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, attraction, attractive, confidence, dating, flirting, hoping, humor, i, looking, me, multiple, self-deprecating, shy, social, social anxiety, someone, times, version

• Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, child, dinner, else, ever, expectations, feel, growing, growing up, hoping, humor, inner, inner child, inside, just, kid, only, outside, responsibility, someone

• I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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  2 months ago

  along, encounter, hope, hoping, humor, i, isolation, journey, know, less, road, run, social, travel

• I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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  2 months ago

  grandkids, hoping, humor, i, joke, kids, parenting, science, want, wish

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