13 Funny hoping quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

2 months ago2 months ago

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

2 months ago2 months ago

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

2 months ago2 months ago

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

2 months ago2 months ago

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

4 months ago4 months ago

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Jan 28, 2025

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Jan 24, 2025

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Jan 23, 2025