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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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β€œStop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Making waves on WeChat:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Reported on Instagram:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Seen just now on Discord:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Spotted on Telegram:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Shared recently on Threads:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Shared recently on X:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Just landed via Slack:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Welcome to your 40s: that β€œteenager”over there is actually 27.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Just landed via Telegram:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Seen just now on Slack:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Making waves on X:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Seen just now on YouTube:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Going viral on Messenger:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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