Commentary:
"Adulting: looking the part on the outside, while inside you're just a hungry child with dinner dreams! 🍕🤣 #AdultingStruggles #ForeverHungry"
Funny hoping quotes
I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.
Commentary:
"Taking the road less traveled to avoid awkward encounters: a masterclass in social navigation! 🚶♂️🌿 Better pack some snacks, because this journey might just become a solo picnic. Who needs a map when you have pure determination to dodge small talk?"
I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.
Commentary:
"Who needs the stress of parenting when you can just swoop in for the fun parts as a grandparent? 🤷♂️👴🧓 Here's to hoping science can help fast-track us to grandkid heaven! 🧪👶 #GrandparentGoals"
Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.
Commentary:
"Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"