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Sounds like we’re using advanced technology to time travel back to reality! 📱⏳🤣
14856 Funny humor quotes
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.
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Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.
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When a Boomer asks about your salary before mentioning the weather forecast 😂🌦️#BoomerMoves
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?
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My secret? It's like shouting into the void, where the only echo is my unshakeable confidence 😂📣🕳️
One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”
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Suddenly, tree rings are the new TikTok trends 🌳🤔😂
Eating watermelon and minding my own business.
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Just here, living my best life between watermelon bites 🍉😎