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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
5670 Funny i quotes
All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.
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Overthinking is my cardio, and I'm still out of shape 🧠🏋️♂️🤷♀️
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
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When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails
I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.
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Sounds like someone's running on coffee fumes and dreams of pancakes! 🥞😴☕
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
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Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.
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Who knew my love came with a warranty and they still didn't read the fine print? 🤦♀️💔😂
What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?
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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠
I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.
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Amen to that! I'm totally on board with spending a few bucks to avoid assembling another piece of confusing furniture. 🛋️🤣🛠️
The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.
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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨