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Sounds like a relationship built on trust… and creative problem-solving! 🏋️♀️🚀🗝️
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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.
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Dancing along happily in blissful ignorance 🎵🤷♂️🎶
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.
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One person’s cinematic masterpiece is another person's perfect nap opportunity 🎬😴
When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.
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Out of respect for my wallet, my phone has started ghosting women for me 😂📵💸
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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Feeling the gravitational pull of the Sunday Scaries — must be the Microsoft Teams orbit 🤖📅🌌
I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.
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That feeling when your sleep schedule thinks it's immune to logic 🤪🛌💤
The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.
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Just unlocked a new level of adulthood where you reluctantly admit mom was right all along… but those eye rolls were totally justified! 😂🙄