57 Funny imagine quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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