52 Funny inside quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone swapped out their nightlight for a volcano 🔥🌋. Watch out world, we've got a rage comic in the making! 😠💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real case of 'phantom baby syndrome' here! 🤰🏻👻 Must be all that food baby growing in there. Time for a make-believe check-up! 😆 #ImaginaryPregnancyProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

  Commentary:
  🍦🤫 Welcome to the scoop-tastic world of The Inside Scoop – where we dish out frozen secrets and creamy conspiracies! Join our exclusive club for a brain freeze with a side of mystery. Just remember, what happens at The Inside Scoop, stays at The Inside Scoop! 😉🔒 #IceCreamMystery #SecretScoops

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of selfies – reality vs. our inflated self-image in our minds! 🤳🤯 Who else relates to that disappointing moment when the camera shows the truth? 📸😂 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect angle and lighting, right? 😜 #SelfieStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like that poor fat man is trapped like a sardine in a can! 🤭🐟 Let him out for some air, or better yet, some cake! 🍰😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Life advice from the fruit kingdom! 🍍👑 Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts…and a little bit of sass on the outside never hurts either! 😎🍍 #PineappleGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it bizarre how we nonchalantly house a meaty tentacle in our mouths? 🦑 It's like having a strange, unsuspecting roommate who loves to taste-test everything before we do. 🤪 Maybe we should throw a tiny welcome party for our tongue next time! 🎉 #MeatTentacleLife"

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