48 Funny invitation quotes

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, am, amazing, free, going, growth, humor, i, interview, invitation, job, job interview, literally, motivation, nervous, nervousness, never, personal, personal growth, public, public speaking, self-confidence, self-praise, speaking, talk

• Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, awkwardness, bad, event, fear, i, invitation, invited, overthinking, places, self-doubt, social, social anxiety, social event, social fear, welcome, wonder

• Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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  3 weeks ago

  anywhere, financial, financial struggle, finished, greeting, hello, hi, holiday, holiday planning, humor, invitation, invite, me, money, next, planning, procrastination, struggle, year

• I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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  3 weeks ago

  cozy, fort, friendship, humor, ID, invitation, pillow, pillow fort, room

• If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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  3 weeks ago

  ask, hang, hang out, humor, interaction, invitation, me, rejection, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, want

• Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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  3 weeks ago

  companionship, death, die, humor, invitation, me, porch, relationship, sit, want

• I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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  3 weeks ago

  done, guys, humor, invitation, money, plan, something, spending, summer, want, wasting, weekend

• Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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  3 weeks ago

  comfort, humor, invitation, invite, me, nowhere, party, seating, sit

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