1611 Funny joke quotes

• I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Overthinkaholic!

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  3 weeks ago

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• Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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  3 weeks ago

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