Funny knee quotes

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn't have social media back then so I'm telling you guys now.

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

One minute you're young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025