12 Funny knee quotes

• Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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  8 hours ago

  crack, dark, funny injury, glow, humor, humorous, humorous moment, i, injury, joke, just, knee, knee crack, light, light joke, loud, loud sound, moment, noise, physical, physical humor, sound, unexpected, unexpected noise

• I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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  1 day ago

  1989, bike, bike crash, crash, injury, knee, knee injury, media, nostalgia, social, social media, storytelling

• “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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  1 day ago

  age, body, humor, knee, popping, self-talk, standing, youth

• Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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  2 days ago

  adult, adult theme, back, back pain, bad, bad knee, bed, early, early bed, excitement, going, interest, interest rate, knee, knees, movie, pain, rate, rates, theme, warning

• Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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  1 week ago

  adult, childhood, embarrassment, humiliating, humor, injury, knee, pain, toddler

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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  1 week ago

  couch, curiosity, Google, Googling, hate, humor, imagine, just, knee, knees, laziness, me, penguin, sitting

• One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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  1 week ago

  aging, carefree, change, feel, humor, knee, life, minute, next, rain, young, youth

• When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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  1 week ago

  amore, big, eel, eye, food, humor, knee, love, moon, moray, nature, pizza, rhyme, sea, swim

• Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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  2 weeks ago

  battery, hack, humor, knee, life, life hack, remote, science, slap, technology, TV

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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  3 months ago

  aging, club, dance, fashion, heel, heels, humor, knee, knees, low, party, same, used

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