Funny quotes knee

Funny knee quotes

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

2 months ago

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

2 months ago

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

2 months ago

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

3 months ago

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

3 months ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

3 months ago

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

3 months ago