12 Funny knee quotes

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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  aging, club, dance, fashion, heel, heels, humor, knee, knees, low, party, same, used

• If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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  Adele, culture, hello, humor, i, joke, knee, knees, lionel, Lionel Richie, music, music reference, pop, pop culture, prediction, reference, richie, sing, think, weather, weather prediction, wordplay

• I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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  accident, burpee, clumsy, doing, exercise, face, humor, i, knee, myself, time, workout

• Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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  crack, dark, funny injury, glow, humor, humorous, humorous moment, i, injury, joke, just, knee, knee crack, light, light joke, loud, loud sound, moment, noise, physical, physical humor, sound, unexpected, unexpected noise

• I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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  1989, bike, bike crash, crash, injury, knee, knee injury, media, nostalgia, social, social media, storytelling

• “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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  age, body, humor, knee, popping, self-talk, standing, youth

• Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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  adult, adult theme, back, back pain, bad, bad knee, bed, early, early bed, excitement, going, interest, interest rate, knee, knees, movie, pain, rate, rates, theme, warning

• Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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  adult, childhood, embarrassment, humiliating, humor, injury, knee, pain, toddler

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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  couch, curiosity, Google, Googling, hate, humor, imagine, just, knee, knees, laziness, me, penguin, sitting

• One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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  aging, carefree, change, feel, humor, knee, life, minute, next, rain, young, youth

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