11 Funny knee quotes — Wordgag ツ

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

4 months ago4 months ago

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

5 months ago5 months ago

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Feb 25, 2025

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Feb 25, 2025

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Jan 29, 2025

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Jan 27, 2025

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Jan 22, 2025

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Jan 22, 2025

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Jan 21, 2025