575 Funny know quotes

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴

  advice, care, dog, funny advice, grocery, grocery store, hear, home, hour, humor, i, know, needs, pet, pet care, restaurant, stay, store

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When I'm happy, it's either a lucky glitch in my brain or I'm ignoring my to-do list like it's a toxic ex! 😅🤦‍♂️📋

  attention, awareness, enough, happiness, happy, humor, irony, know, mood, observation, paying

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your career is playing hard to get. Time to send it a "we need to talk" text! 😅📞💼

  another, career, communication, humor, job, know, one-sided, pursuit, relationship, work

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂

  advice, away, box, came, hear, humor, i, know, millennial, need, needs, never, phone, throw, throw away

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Double the ibuprofen, double the fun! Just don’t mix up your GPS for the bathroom! 😂🏃‍♂️💊

  50, aging, downstairs, health, ibuprofen, know, over, over 50, pain, pain relief, relief, upstairs

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like I missed the memo and the margarita! 🍹🏖️ Guess I'm stuck here holding down the fort. 🏢😅

  comparison, envy, except, humor, irony, know, leisure, media, need, social, social media, thing, vacation, work

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When your card declines and you secretly wonder if it went on a spontaneous vacation without you 😂💳✈️

  banking, card, decline, embarrassment, experience, finance, Funny, funny experience, humor, know, money, payment

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺

  country, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, i, insufferability, know, observation, particular, people, person, poor, poor country, rich, rich person, social, social observation, type

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your ex had a PhD in emotional GPS! 📉😂

  disappointment, ex, humor, i, know, life, lowest, lowest point, me, point, relationship, sarcasm, spot

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Gray or grey, I'm just waiting for 'em to make up their mind so I can stop color-coding chaos 😂🎨🖍️

  casual, casual language, color, confusion, day, difference, gray, grey, honesty, humor, i, just, know, language, lie, spelling, wing

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