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"Ah, the famous last twelve digits of Pi – because pressing endless numbers is definitely a slice of Pi in the sky! 🥧😂 Don't worry, your call is important to us… once you've calculated Pi to the last digit! 🔢🤓"
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- This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.
- All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.
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🤦♂️ "Ah, the classic 'anonymous' survey – HR's way of finding out who has the best handwriting in the office! And of course, nothing says 'anonymous' quite like your boss singling you out as the last one to complete it. Smooth move, HR, real smooth. 📝😂" -
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Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄 -
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- Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.
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- And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
- Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
- Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!
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