34 Funny later quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the battle of the laundry mountain escalates! 🧺🏔️ Fold or be folded, that is the question. Will our hero emerge victorious or end up as a well-pressed omelet? Stay tuned for the next episode of Domestic Drama! 📺😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect crime – burying a dead body among the endless sea of unread articles and forgotten tabs! 👀💻 Just make sure you don't accidentally close that tab when you're deep into the article… 🚫🔍 #TechSavvyMurderMystery"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning the apartment is like Groundhog Day but with dust bunnies and crumb trails instead of Bill Murray. 🧹🏠 #ForeverDirty"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so now we're setting some standards for backstabbing etiquette, are we? 🤭 Let's all aspire to be 'normal' gossipers, shall we? 😆 #FriendshipGoals"

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