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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

3 months ago

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

3 months ago

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

3 months ago

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

3 months ago

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

3 months ago

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

3 months ago

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

3 months ago