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18 Funny life choices quotes

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually.

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow's hierarchy for no reason.

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
You're an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I'm just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025