Commentary:
"Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"
18 Funny life choices quotes
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.
Commentary:
Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! 🤪 It's the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you're not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. 🍜💔 Just remember, it's all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! 🎨 #LivingTheTwentiesDream
As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.
Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.
Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?
Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.
Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.
I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.
