Funny quotes life choices

18 Funny life choices quotes

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

4 weeks ago

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

2 months ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

2 months ago

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

2 months ago

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

3 months ago

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

3 months ago

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

3 months ago

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

3 months ago

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

3 months ago

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

3 months ago

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

3 months ago

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

3 months ago

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

3 months ago

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

3 months ago

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

3 months ago

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

3 months ago

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

3 months ago

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

3 months ago