66 Funny lost quotes

• (lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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  1 month ago

  exercise, FitBit, fitness, getting, getting lost, got, humor, labyrinth, lost, nice, steps, walking

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  1 month ago

  appear, best, buy, finding, humor, irony, item, learned, lesson, life, life lesson, lost, lost item, problem, problem-solving, replacement, solving, something, spontaneous

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  1 month ago

  climate, forever, gone, humor, keys, life, lost, lost keys, misfortune, name, new, new life, new name, relocation, snow, start, time, under, warmer, warmer climate

• If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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  1 month ago

  beef, celebrity, conflict, government, humor, lost, media, online, online beef, politics, pop, pop star, social, social media, star

• “Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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  2 months ago

  AI, asked, chat, Chat GPT, conversation, gpt, humor, lost, mind, question

• Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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  2 months ago

  AirPod, AirPods, am, dropped, everyday, everyday problem, everything, frustration, God, help, humor, i, item, lost, lost item, me, only, please, prayer, problem, technology, where

• Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  church, cleaner, cleaning, humor, i, job, job loss, loss, lost, removal, stain, stain removal, stains, still, window, window cleaner

• Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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  2 months ago

  6th, 6th grade, ask, back, grade, hobby, humor, i, interest, life, lost, me, please, sarcasm, teenage, teenage years, year’s

• Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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  2 months ago

  body, body function, burp, comedy, deep, digestion, feel, function, humor, i, lighthearted, loss, lost, love, me, self, self humor, weight, weight loss

• “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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  2 months ago

  crazy, emotional, emotional struggle, everyone, health, honesty, humor, i, lost, mental, mental health, myself, self-awareness, self-deprecation, struggle, well

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