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42 Funny lost quotes

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

3 months ago

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

3 months ago

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

3 months ago

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

3 months ago

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

3 months ago

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

3 months ago

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

3 months ago

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

3 months ago

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

3 months ago

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

3 months ago

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

3 months ago

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

3 months ago