Funny misconception quotes

• Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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  3 weeks ago

  believe, brother, brothers, childhood, humor, i, Kane, kid, kids, let, misconception, Santa, undertaker, wrestling

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, cicada, funny thought, heat, hot, i, kid, misconception, nature, outside, real, sound, summer, sunshine, thought

• Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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  2 months ago

  arm, arms, clap, dead, dinosaur, humor, misconception, most, people, short, short arm, T-Rex, think

• I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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  2 months ago

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• Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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  2 months ago

  acorn, chewing, energy, humor, just, misconception, nature, powerline, show, squirrel, squirrels, thing

• Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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  2 months ago

  bullied, bully, cartoon, cat, cats, dog, dogs, jerry, me, misconception, opposite, reality, thinking, tom

• Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, cleaning, frosted, frosted glass, funny observation, glass, humor, misconception, observation, window

• I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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  2 months ago

  always, corrected, footwear, humor, i, misconception, orthopaedic, orthopaedic shoe, pun, shoe, stand, thought

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