60 Funny mom quotes

• My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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  2 days ago

  asking, before, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, family, holiday, live, mom, ornament, putting, tradition, tree, want, where

• I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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  1 week ago

  apologize, apology, communication, delay, family, future, future son, humor, i, just, mom, relationship, reply, replying, son, texting

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  3 weeks ago

  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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  4 weeks ago

  dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants

• The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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  4 weeks ago

  aging, humor, i, just, mom, older, realization, realize, right, tone

• Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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  1 month ago

  advice, confession, honesty, humor, life, mom, relationship, short, tell, too

• Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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  1 month ago

  budgeting, food, grocery, grocery shopping, home, humor, i, mom, money, once, own, parenting, realization, right, shopping, spending, started

• Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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  1 month ago

  big, compliment, cooking, family, flex, food, good, having, humor, mom

• Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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  1 month ago

  day, day out, family, generation, grandmother, humor, just, mom, observation, observing, pattern, spending

• One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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  2 months ago

  able, adulting, being, boundary, excuse, mom, over, said, say, someone, sucks, thing, visitor, want

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