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mom
34 Funny mom quotes
Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
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Mar 31, 2025
My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.
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Mar 18, 2025
Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.
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Mar 17, 2025
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
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Mar 17, 2025
I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.
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Feb 25, 2025
No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.
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Feb 3, 2025
I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.
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Feb 1, 2025
Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
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Jan 29, 2025
My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”
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Jan 27, 2025
I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.
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Jan 27, 2025
I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.
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Jan 26, 2025
I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.
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Jan 26, 2025
Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.
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Jan 24, 2025
I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.
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Jan 24, 2025
Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
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Jan 23, 2025
Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?
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Jan 23, 2025
My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
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Jan 23, 2025
Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
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Jan 22, 2025
If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
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Jan 22, 2025
It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
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Jan 22, 2025
My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
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Jan 22, 2025
I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.
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Jan 22, 2025
Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.
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Jan 21, 2025
Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
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Jan 21, 2025
My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.
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Jan 21, 2025
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