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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
3 weeks ago
My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.
1 month ago
Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.
1 month ago
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
1 month ago
I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.
2 months ago
No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.
3 months ago
I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.
3 months ago
Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
3 months ago
My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”
3 months ago
I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.
3 months ago
I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.
3 months ago
I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.
3 months ago
Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.
3 months ago
I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.
3 months ago
Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
3 months ago
Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?
3 months ago
My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
3 months ago
Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
3 months ago
If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
3 months ago
It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
3 months ago
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