64 Funny mom quotes

• My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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  5 days ago

  asked, family, humor, i, laughter, me, memory, mom, screenshot, shoe, take, taught, teaching, technology, tie

• I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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  5 days ago

  childhood, commando, family, give, hear, humor, i, know, memory, mom, parent, prime, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, siblings, speechless, young, youth

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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  6 days ago

  childhood, days, died, humor, i, injury, kids, me, mom, once, parenting, pretty, resilience, soft, sure, toughness, walk, walk it off

• There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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  6 days ago

  available, family, home, house, humor, mom, need, possession, rule, something, yours

• My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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  6 days ago

  asking, before, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, family, holiday, live, mom, ornament, putting, tradition, tree, want, where

• I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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  6 days ago

  apologize, apology, communication, delay, family, future, future son, humor, i, just, mom, relationship, reply, replying, son, texting

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  6 days ago

  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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  6 days ago

  dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants

• The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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  6 days ago

  aging, humor, i, just, mom, older, realization, realize, right, tone

• Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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  6 days ago

  advice, confession, honesty, humor, life, mom, relationship, short, tell, too

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