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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has downloaded:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from ðŸ‡ķðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Đ has shared:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ē has viewed:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŧðŸ‡Ļ has viewed:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇞 has downloaded:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡― has viewed:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Seen just now on Messenger:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Trending via Facebook:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Going viral on Reddit:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Making waves on Reddit:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Spotted on WeChat:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Reported on WeChat:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡Ū has viewed:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ī has viewed:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ŧ has downloaded:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋ🇞 has bookmarked:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ļ has shared:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŧðŸ‡ģ has shared:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇧 has bookmarked:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡Ŋ has viewed:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡đ has downloaded:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has copied:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Just landed via Facebook:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Live now on Messenger:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Making waves on Threads:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Trending via Telegram:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Reported on Telegram:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Breaking via Slack:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Going viral on Discord:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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