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- Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
- A selfie only a mother could like.
- Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didnβt bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.
- My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
- My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. Howβd they get a picture of my mother?
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"Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here π Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! ππ #ExcuseGameStrong"
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- My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. Howβd they get a picture of my mother?
- My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.
- A selfie only a mother could like.
- *Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?
- Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
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