17 Funny mother quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: *Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic icebreaker move! 👶🏻💬 Who knew babies could be such excellent wingmen? 😉 #BabyMatchmaker"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the DMV decided to sneak in a little surprise for you! 😂👵 Who knew your mom's genes were so strong, even in a photo ID! 📸 #Twinsies"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 90s, a time of questionable fashion choices and regrettable trends. Seems like your older brother fits right in there with mom's collection of 'ugly things'! 🙈😂 #ThrowbackFashionDisaster"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

  Commentary:
  📚 Parenting Pro Tip: The key to getting your kids to listen? Channeling your inner mom voice and cranking up the volume until it's heard from the next galaxy! This book title is the ultimate truth bomb wrapped in humor – who knew Mom's decibel level held such power? 😂👩‍👧‍👦🔊 #MomVoiceActivated #Parenting101

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"

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