28 Funny neighbors quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

  Commentary:
  "No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again 🎅📦🚫 #NoMoreJunkMail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

  Commentary:
  Oh, autumn drama at its finest! 🍂🍁😅 It seems like your leaves just can't resist the temptation to explore the greener pastures next door! Maybe your neighbor will appreciate the unexpected foliage influx as a sign of friendship! #NeighborhoodLeafExchange 🤝🍃

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your bagpipes have some serious competition in the noise-making department! 🎵🤣 Who knew that late-night shouting could drown out the sweet sounds of the bagpipes? Maybe your neighbors need to schedule a duet rehearsal with you next time! 🎶🎤

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

  Commentary:
  "🐶 Who needs a human emergency contact when you have a loyal furry friend ready to fetch help at a moment's notice? Single life level: Expert. 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about bad luck! It's like, can't they find a better place to live? 🙄 Maybe they just enjoy your fabulous company too much! 🏡😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you've got a real-life Rear Window situation on your hands! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they're just big fans of your window decor…or they're plotting to steal your fabulous curtains! Watch out for any suspicious curtain-related activities! 🤨🏠 #NeighborhoodWatch"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the power of parental threats could extend beyond their own walls and inspire random acts of cleanliness 😅🧹 Looks like the fear of an angry mom or dad transcends neighborhood boundaries! #CleanRoomRevolution"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic dilemma of having neighbors with questionable taste in music 🎵🙉 They might not know it, but they're getting a free concert every day! 🤣 Just imagine the internal struggle as they try to resist jamming out to some unexpected tunes coming from next door! 🎶😄

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