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Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Just shared via Slack:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Just landed via Messenger:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Trending via Threads:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Live now on Slack:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Going viral on Discord:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Trending via Messenger:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Just shared via TikTok:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Breaking via Twitch:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Just shared via Telegram:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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