Funny nights quotes

• Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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  1 month ago

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• If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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  1 month ago

  after, afterlife, cremated, cremation, death, die, family, family game night, game, game piece, hourglass, humor, night, nights, participation, piece, put, still

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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  1 month ago

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• Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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  1 month ago

  good, good night, happiness, having, just, night, nights, relaxation, rest, sleep, sometimes, well-being

• Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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  1 month ago

  activity, apocalypse, dreaming, entertainment, fun, fun activity, humor, night, nights, Saturday, show, shows, watching, zombie

• Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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  1 month ago

  again, bed, cool, cooler, getting, hide, humor, nights, search, sleep, spider, warmth, well

• Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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  3 months ago

  derivative, disappointed, disappointment, dream, just, last, nights, obvious, stuff, symbolism

• Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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  4 months ago

  communication, dream, email, humor, last, night, nights, sleep, technology

• The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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  5 months ago

  magic, night, nights, sleep, tranquil, voodoo

• Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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  5 months ago

  bodily, bodily function, farting, function, habit, humor, i, just, late, late night habit, night, nights, stay, staying, staying up late

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