Funny nights quotes — Wordgag ツ

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

2 months ago2 months ago

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

2 months ago2 months ago

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

2 months ago2 months ago

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

3 months ago3 months ago

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

4 months ago4 months ago

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Jan 27, 2025