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My dream car is a taco truck.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Just landed via Slack:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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Funny nights quotes

Funny nights quotes bring all the laughs and good vibes 🌙😂 Whether you’re hanging out with friends or enjoying a solo night in, these witty sayings turn ordinary evenings into unforgettable moments ✨🎉 Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort with laughter as you dive into the perfect blend of humor and nighttime magic 🌟😄 Let the fun begin!

New funny nights quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
1 week ago
Share →: Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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Every night is just another chance for my anxiety to throw a party and forget to invite sleep! 🎉😅💼
1 week ago
Share →: If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Commentary:
Looks like I've found a new way to 'be there in spirit' and keep the games fair—worth the rebranding as the family's ultimate timekeeper! ⏳👻😂
1 week ago
Share →: I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Commentary:
When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Ah, the magical land of sleep, where problems get bored and leave! 😴✨😂
2 months ago
Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Commentary:
"When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Commentary:
Sweet dreams, lovely humans! Just a friendly reminder that while you're bundling up for the colder nights, some eight-legged friends might be joining you for a cozy slumber party in search of warmth! 🕷️🕸️ Don't worry, they just want a snuggle buddy! 😂💤 #SweetDreamsWithSpiders

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Just landed via Facebook:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Just landed via Reddit:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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