16 Funny noticed quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of aging – when you suddenly become the 'old person' in the room without even realizing it! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Just remember, you're not old, you're vintage. Embrace it! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect recipe for a long-lasting relationship: one part indifference, one part sarcasm, and a sprinkle of existential crisis. 🤷‍♂️💔 Who can resist such a compelling offer? Let's start a sitcom called 'The Apathetic Duo' and see where this complete disinterest takes us! 😂🏠"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of aging in the digital age! 😅 Navigating online forms becomes a full-on endurance race, complete with a mandatory pit stop for a power nap. 💤 Who knew that entering your birth year could feel like running a marathon? 🏃‍♂️ Don't worry, you're not alone in this hilarious hurdle of maturity!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

  Commentary:
  🎮 Oh no, the Playstation is broken! 🙈 Looks like it's time for the parent to step up and remind the child that there's more to life than just gaming – like spending quality time with family! 🏠💕 After all, it's not just about high scores, but also about making memories together. Let's turn this tech mishap into a fun bonding experience! 💪😄

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