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: One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you s…
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: I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks …
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: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chill…
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: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowher…
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: The real reason for global warming is that today’s you…
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: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s free…
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: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask hi…
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: Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.