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- I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”
- Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
- One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.
- Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?
- There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
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"Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"
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- One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.
- The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
- I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”
- Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?
- A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
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