12 Funny nowhere quotes

• Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, daily, daily grind, day, frustration, grind, hamster, hamster wheel, humor, life, monotony, nowhere, repetition, routine, sarcasm, wheel, work, work life

• Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, appear, clutter, cupboard, extra, humor, kitchen, leave, lid, lids, nowhere, organization, storage, too, Tupperware

• Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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  2 months ago

  am, auto-reply, break, day, email, emails, forwarding, good, humor, i, message, nowhere, office, out of office, read, unread, vacation, work, work break

• One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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  2 months ago

  age, change, cool, day, hip, humor, life, life stages, nowhere, say, self-awareness, stages, things

• I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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  2 months ago

  antics, appear, binder, binder clip, clip, humor, i, job, just, looks, nowhere, say, surprise

• Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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  2 months ago

  chilling, classroom, first grade, funny moment, grade, just, kid, memory, moment, nowhere, remember, school, throw, throw up

• There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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  2 months ago

  comparison, dining, else, enough, everyone, excess, food, humor, mashed, mashed potato, much, nowhere, portion, portion size, posh, potato, restaurant, size, too

• The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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  2 months ago

  back, change, climate, climate change, cool, difference, generational, generational difference, global, global warming, humor, nostalgia, nowhere, people, real, reason, warming, young, young people

• Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, coca, Coca Cola, cola, cold, every, freezing, heat, humor, irony, just, nowhere, seasonal, seen, shows, time, truck, year

• A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, ask, face, humor, information, moth, nowhere, question, randomness, surprise

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