Funny nowhere quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?
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  4 months ago

  View →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
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  4 months ago

  View →: The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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