93 Funny once quotes

Funny once quotes 😂 are like little nuggets of humor that catch you off guard and leave you chuckling! From unexpected wisdom to silly observations, these one-liners are perfect for brightening your day 🌟. Whether you’re sharing them at a party or scrolling through a dreary Monday, they promise to deliver a hearty laugh 🥳. Dive into the world of hilarity and discover why these quotes are the ultimate mood boosters! 😄

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply sai…

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Sounds like the career equivalent of dropping the mic and strutting out of life's talent show! 😂🎤🕺

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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Sounds like my shopping cart wishlist praying 😂🛒✨

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure o…

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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in…

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Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’…

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Finding humor in chaos: achieving zen or just embracing your inner wackadoodle 🤪🧘‍♂️😂

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a…

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Trying to figure this out… Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once…

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Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for m…

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Looks like the computer found its match in the ring—turns out even AI can't handle a well-placed roundhouse kick! 🤖🥊🤣

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you s…

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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from wor…

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Ah, the sweet sound of someone else's freedom as my background music while I draft another email 🤣💼✨