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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Breaking via TikTok:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Reported on Discord:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Reported on Threads:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Just shared via WeChat:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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6 months ago
Share →: Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! 😂🩳💸 But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! 😎👖 #FashionMath"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'pants panic' strikes again! 🙈👖 Just doing a quick spot check to ensure we're not accidentally starring in our own version of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' in a very modern setting! 😂 #PantsCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Commentary:
"Who would've thought that the very item designed for jogging is now the go-to choice for binge-watching Netflix all day 🏃‍♂️🍿 Maybe it's not laziness, just fashion-forward thinking in disguise!"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pure joy of toddler fashion exploration! 👖😄 Who needs wardrobe malfunctions when you have an enthusiastic fashion critic at home? 😂 #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Commentary:
"Who needs matches when you've got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Commentary:
"Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Seen just now on Threads:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Making waves on X:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Just shared via TikTok:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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