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2 weeks ago
Share →: Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: The 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the fridge bulb. 🍕😂 #LifeGoals"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Commentary:
"BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Commentary:
"Five-year plan? I'm more of a 'five-minute snack break' kind of planner! 📝😂🍕"
3 months ago
Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Commentary:
"Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of forgiveness – where you take a deep breath, count to ten, and remind yourself that not everyone can be blessed with the same level of intelligence. It's like a special kind of compassion for the intellectually challenged, bless their hearts."
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you have yourself as a critic? 🤷‍♂️🔫 Go ahead, self, hit me with your best shot! 💥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Commentary:
"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Commentary:
Ah, the glorious decade of soup exploration! 🍲🥣 Whether it's debating the superiority of chunky versus smooth, or embarking on daring culinary experiments, your 20s are indeed a souper time! Just remember, there's more to life than just adding water and stirring! 😉 #SouperTwenties
5 months ago
Share →: My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect balance of productivity and procrastination 🎉😅 Here's to a year of hopeful intentions and inevitable distractions! #NewYearSameMe"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Commentary:
"Surviving our own thoughts is like navigating through a minefield of 'what ifs' and 'I should have saids' 🤔💥 But hey, at least we can proudly pat ourselves on the back for making it this far without getting lost in our own heads!"