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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.
Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.
Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.
Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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3 months ago
Share →: Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Commentary:
"Life is just one big game of baseball – some days you're hitting home runs 🦇 and other days you're getting fouled out ⚾️. Just remember, even if you're feeling like the ball today, tomorrow you might just become the bat again! 🌟"
3 months ago
Share →: Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Commentary:
"Some days you're strutting like a superstar 💫, and other days you're just… well, a fan 💩. Just remember, even the fan plays a crucial role in the performance of life's symphony 🎶! Embrace your fan days with humor and grace 😄🌬️."
3 months ago
Share →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Commentary:
"Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"
3 months ago
Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Commentary:
"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Commentary:
"Sure, be the villain in their story – after all, they're just a clown in yours! 🤡💥 Who needs a hero when you've got a comedy show to watch unfold? 😆 #VillainVsClown"
3 months ago
Share →: Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Commentary:
"Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Commentary:
"Who knew reaching Cloud 9 came with a 'mind the gap' warning? 🌥️😂 Better pack a parachute for that high-flying descent down to reality!"
3 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Commentary:
"Trying to maintain sanity in a world gone mad? Just remember, it's all about gracefully tiptoeing on the fine line between genius and madness! 🤪✨ #insanelygraceful"
3 months ago
Share →: Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Commentary:
"Who needs their life to be put together anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the mess – that's where the fun is! 🎉 Just remember, it's hard for something to fall apart if it was never fully assembled in the first place! 😜 #LifeMotto"
3 months ago
Share →: I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🐾🌿 Perhaps the wild animals have their own neighborhood watch program and are too busy critiquing your dance moves through the windows! Keep an eye out for nosy squirrels and judgmental raccoons! 🤣 #NeighborhoodDrama #WildlifeWednesday