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  • “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

    Commentary:
    “Get ready for ‘Grey’s Anatomy: HR Edition’ where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!”

  • Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we’d all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!”

  • One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that’s the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!”

  • I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

    Commentary:
    “Well, at least now you can blame your questionable fashion choices on being a rebellious teenager stuck in a middle-aged body!”

  • If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, as much as it’s important to keep an open mind, be sure to hold onto your brains too. We wouldn’t want them rolling away now, would we?”

  • When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

    Commentary:
    Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it’s either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it’s a lemon and not a snowball.

  • Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a passport when you have a cold brew in hand? Let the world come to you, one sip at a time! Cheers to the ultimate staycation.”

  • I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

    Commentary:
    Size may matter, but it’s the size of your heart that truly counts! ❤️ And hey, a big heart can spread lots of love and joy, no matter how big or small it may be! 🌟 #BigHeartBigLove

  • It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew a tiny mosquito could teach us such a valuable lesson in diplomacy and self-control 🦟🤭 Always remember, violence is never the answer, especially when sensitive areas are involved! 😅”

  • I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated”

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